Paris Hilton's Is a Pimp?

Not literally. But figuratively, Paris Hilton has everything it needs to go further, on the rizzeal. Her boyfriend delivery pizza has been MIA lately, like walking in the city of Paris, marched around him men in front of the photographers TMZ. And why should it not? Paris Hilton is a classic example of why it is normal for men-sluts-being, but not women. Honestly, if it were a guy, bloggers say, "Oh, it's so hotty, blah blah blah…" Those photographers fat TMZ, if given the chance to screw Paris Hilton, would remove their own eyes with a rusty spoon To do so. De TMZ:

"Paris Hilton is racking up more than most guys Lynwood prisoners could still dream.

Pizza boy was nowhere in sight. He made his first appearance in Hyde, accompanied by four guys. If this custody, it should continue to troll area code 909 in June. "

Pfft. Those fools who think they speak. Paris Hilton probably has a department to one side for men. "Train" is the white fat guys with lower lips moist, eczema and dandruff. Paris Hilton has a VIP line at the door of his guys ready to be used as Shake 'N' Bake bags.